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1a.
Arayanna: Maeye, are you sure about this?
Maeye: Absolutely.
Maeye: Ziri said you have to keep your head clear and focused if you are going to interact with this
Croa-whattis guy, and with all the mojo in the air, your head is not exactly clear.
1b.
Maeye: Besides, "ancient sex monster"? Do you really think I am going to pass on that?
Arayanna: Ok. Ok. But ony if you are sure.
Maeye: I am. But I am going to need a few things first.

2a.
Maeye: Hi. Could we please get some food. And some ale. And some whiskey. And some Black Lotus. Thank you!
Arayanna: Ask them to find Seydah.
Maeye: Oh. And could you find out companion and ask her to join us?
Maeye: Thank you!
2b.
Arayanna: Alright. And now on to the distracting the guards.
Arayanna: Fiet, I summon thee.

3a.
Arayanna: So everyone understands their role, correct?
Fiet: Yes, dear. It's not complicated. Seydah and I get into disguises, get into a bit of a spat, the guards come running, and then
you two go deal with whatever it is you have to deal with.
Arayanna: Good.
Arayanna: Maeye, are you ready.
3b.
Maeye: Just about.

4a.
Fiet: Now remember dear, your disguise is just an illusion, so we have to pick someone around your same size. My change will be physical,
so when you go to hit me, aim for the face you see.
Seydah: I understand.
Fiet: Ready?
Seydah: Yes.

5a.
Seydah: This is amazing.
Arayanna: You look perfect.
5b.
Fiet: I think we're all ready.
Arayanna: Let's go.
Maeye: Buuuuuuurp.
5c.
Maeye: Ready.

6a.
Seydah: (off screen) Hey!! How dare you touch me without permission.
Fiet: (off screen) I'm a paying customer and I'll touch whoever I want wherever I want.

7a.
Seydah: Unhand me, you brute!
Guard: That's enough! Stop!
7b.
Arayanna: Alright. Here we go. Are you sure you are ready for this?
Maeye: Love...

8a.
Maeye: ...I was born for this.