Maeye: I need two more steaks, rare, and a haunch of roast.
Arayanna: Got it!
2a.
All: (singing) Into the battle our hero rode, hi-ho diddly-ho
All: (singing) With sword a'high and armor bright, ho-hi diddly-hi
2b.
Patrons: Good night, fair maidens!
Arayanna: Good night, boys!
4a.
Arayanna: Hey there. How are you doing?
Maeye: To be honest, I am loving this. Owning my own tavern has always been a dream of mine.
4b.
Arayanna: We could settle down. Buy a place of our own...
Maeye: Maybe, once we have found the Pillar and rescued your sister.
Maeye: Oh, and found Kiergielle, too.
Arayanna: Right...just those little tasks.
5a.
Arayanna: Listen, there are some things I need to tell you.
Maeye: Uh oh. This sounds serious.
Arayanna: Some of it is, yes.
Maeye: Ok. What's up?
5b.
Arayanna: Kraghen believes that you are born of a special royal bloodline.
Maeye: Oh really? Me? The lost orphaned Princess?
Maeye: That's rich!
6a.
Arayanna: Endora used her magic to confirm his suspicions. I spoke with her myself and I believe her.
Arayanna: It is why they are so interested in you.
Maeye: So what? I am supposed to inherit a castle or something? Come on.
Arayanna: Well, I don't know about that, but...
Maeye: But what?
7a.
Arayanna: But apparently children of this bloodline are always born as twins.
Maeye: What are you saying?
Arayanna: I am saying that there is a very strong possibility that you have a brother or sister out there somewhere.
7b.
Arayanna: Are you ok?
Maeye: Yea. I think so. I mean, I don't remember anything at all about my parents or about any siblings.
Maeye: I have been an orphan for as long as I remember.
8a.
Maeye: We planned to go to Foyyt eventually anyway, and that's where I am from. We can ask around when we get there.
Maeye: Is there anything else?
8b.
Arayanna: Well...yes...
Maeye: What?
Arayanna: Krag...um...
Arayanna: Wants you to have his babies...
8c.
Maeye: He what?
↓ Transcript
1a.
Come on Maeye haven’t you figured out yet everyone wants to get into your pants.
It’s a big jump (and not to the left :P) to go from ‘getting into her pants’ (when she’s wearing them) to ‘putting a bun in her oven’
A very pregnant Maeye from the future quickly waddles up to Maeye and Aray…
“Whatever you do, DON’T sleep with Krag! He’s your twin brother!” 😯
“… And, if you ever help out at an orphanage and you can’t get the kids to calm down and pay attention, DON’T use the “Growly Mr. Bear” trick! Do you have any idea how much it costs to hire a full time child psycologist to deal with dozens of kids’ nightmares???”
“((Psst… Maeye… There’s this thing that Aray likes, but was too shy to tell us about, for years. And, trust me, it’s amazeballs! … You see, when y’all are in the tub…))”
LOL! This is so true. 😀
Hmm, Aray changed her top between panel two and three? o_O
In fact, she wears three different tops on this page
Red stripes were on under her chef’s jacket and are on under the sweater when she goes outside. 🙂
Meeeen-whahl, back at the hoot:
“If you see a waitress near
(Hey li lee lo)
Send her over with a beer!
(Hey li lee lo!)
I like it!
I survived it.
LOL