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42 days until extraction

1a.
Maeye: Ooo! The laptop! Time for some LOTRO? Or maybe some of that juicy porn stuff?
Arayanna: No. Unfortunately.
Arayanna: Today, we are working.
1b.
Maeye: Ok. What's up?
Arayanna: We are going to learn about our enemy.

2a.
Arayanna: We call this one The Crusher. They are massively strong and surprisingly quick. Best to keep your distance from these guys.
2b.
Arayanna: Archdemon. This guy can use magic to create a number of effects, including fireballs, acid jets, and walls of fog.
But his favorite trick is to paralyze you and then rape you. Man or woman. It doesn't matter.
And after they rape you they rip you apart. From the inside out.


3a.
Arayanna: Succubus. These lovely ladies always travel in packs and attack with vicious claws, razor sharp teeth, and barbed tails dripping
with poison. But what makes them so dangerous is their natural pheromones. They emit a chemical that, well, it makes you incredibly
horny at the most inappropriate times. Succubi fighting together with Archdemons make for some confusing and disgusting battles.
3b.
Maeye: Wait. Is Sha'ag one of these Succubuseses?
Arayanna: By the Maker...I've never thought of that. I suppose she could be, or somehow related.

4a.
Arayanna: She has the pheromones and the ears...
Maeye: But no tail! At least not that I have seen.
Arayanna: And no wings.
Maeye: But little baby Vanth has horns!
4b.
Arayanna: We will have to ask her more about where she comes from.
Arayanna: Ok. Next up.

5a.
Arayanna: These are the Riggorot. Not the greatest of fighters, but they are the reason the Horde can travel from world to world, so they
are seldom alone and generally well protected. If you see one, you kill it.
Maeye: Understood.
5b.
Arayanna: Mind Flayer. Incredibly dangerous. They can get into you head and make you do all kinds of terrible things. Absolutely stay
away from these at all cost.

6a.
Arayanna: Ghoul. These evil little creatures are not particularly difficult to kill, but they will not stop coming after your
until they are completely destroyed. You can cut them into pieces and the pieces will still try to kill you. Fire is the best weapon
against them.
6b.
Arayanna: Tentaclis. Silent infiltrators. Small, quick and quiet. Their tentacles emit a numbing agent so they can feed on you in your
sleep and you would never know.

7a.
Maeye: What the hell, Aray? What are we getting in to?
Arayanna: I know it's frightening, but each of these creatures has their own strengths and their own weaknesses. We can do this.
We just have to be prepared.
7b.
Maeye: Ok. I trust you.
Arayanna: Good. There are more varieties of creatures out there, but these are the ones we are most likely to encounter. Study them well.
Maeye: I will.

8a.
Arayanna: We have to be prepared both mentally and physically. Let's get in some hand-to-hand training and then some shooting practice.
Maeye: Ok. But we should do it the other way around.
Arayanna: Why's that?
8b.
Maeye: Because whenever we get to wrestling we end up having sex.
Arayanna: Good point.